Michael Delahoyde, PhD

Professor of English

Writing Hospital

DOCTOR DELAHOYDE (MD) WILL SEE YOU NOW

Unlike the medical sciences where, maybe if we murder a few more million mice in the next fifty years we'll be closer to a cure for the common cold, Writing Hospital has been established actually to help you cure yourself of contagious compositional diseases, with no heavy costs, no nauseating side-effects -- just, admittedly, a lot of paperwork.
Honors English 298 -- Fall 2014

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We'll need to check ourselves into an appropriate clinic now, won't we?


. . . there comes a time when you just gotta dance.
But nobody said you can't pick good music.(Doctor Johnny Fever)