Michael Delahoyde, PhD

Professor of English

The Frog Page


Ludicrous animal. And if he so much as touches that Indian food I swear I’ll murderize the little wretch!

This is not my dog.

I’ve had my Ph.D. for a number of years now.

Hey, you two. Someone’s going to get hurt with all that roughhousing.

I don’t recall saying that any dogs could lie in that chair.

I believe there was some mention at one time of not being allowed on the couch, Mister.

Frog greets his friend Cerberus.

A dog must run, and run free, like the wild stallion.

Ooo. Vicious.

Um, have I deluded myself into thinking that I stated quite clearly a definitive prohibition against dogs lying in the green chair?