Michael Delahoyde, PhD

Professor of English

The Frog Page

Frog
(1994-2007)



Ludicrous animal. And if he so much as touches that Indian food I swear I’ll murderize the little wretch!


This is not my dog.


I’ve had my Ph.D. for a number of years now.


Hey, you two. Someone’s going to get hurt with all that roughhousing.


I don’t recall saying that any dogs could lie in that chair.


I believe there was some mention at one time of not being allowed on the couch, Mister.


Frog greets his friend Cerberus.


A dog must run, and run free, like the wild stallion.


Ooo. Vicious.


Um, have I deluded myself into thinking that I stated quite clearly a definitive prohibition against dogs lying in the green chair?